PICK YOUR PAIN

FEATURES:

  • ADVANCED ANTI-ERGONOMIC AND ANTI-AESTHETIC DESIGN

  • PHONE-DAMAGING LOW-GRIT SANDPAPER LINING

  • INCOMPATIBLE WITH ALMOST ALL PHONE MOUNTS, CUPHOLDERS, POCKETS, MOST SURFACES AND LIVING THINGS.

  • PRETTY MUCH RENDERS CAMERA USELESS

  • NOT ETHICALLY NOR SUSTAINABLY MADE

  • LOW-QUALITY MATERIALS AND AMATEUR CONSTRUCTION

  • DISSATISFACTION AND REGRET GUARANTEED

  • DANGEROUS AND POSSIBLY ILLEGAL